Fractured Bible Tales… “Moses to be indicted for Murder. Exodus Postponed.” “Abraham indicted in attempted Murder. Child Might be taken away here is what you need to know…” “On first try Jesus turns water into vinegar. Tries Again. A lesson in persistence.” “Apostles hate dirty jobs follow cult master.” “Lord…

Once upon a time, I wrote that the Bible should come with a disclaimer: “Your results may vary.” When I was trying to get people to join Robinhood I was told that I needed to put create a disclaimer before I could run an ad in order to get a…

Almoner is a middle English word, coming from Medieval Latin through Old French, meaning “one who is responsible for distributing alms.” The word has fallen out of use in the U.S., but thankfully, here at St. Josaphat the action hasn’t. 1180 Gift Cards were distributed to hundreds of homeless people…

We found the wonderful Clare at PAWS in Chicago where my friend was volunteering. The first cat struck out because it was in a nipping mood despite my friend telling me that it had never did that before. Personally I really didn’t care for cats. She was sitting amongst all…

In Chicago there is a vast amount of empty buildings and the City owns about 42,000 properties and yet the myth that there was no housing available resounded from inept politicians that just could do their job. Every religion has it own version of the “golden rule.” With the movement…

The following story was created by bard artificial intelligence. It is not a statement made by Fox News, Fox Nudes, Fox Noise or Tucker Carlson. It is for entertainment and educational and transformative purposes only Tucker Carlson, a popular Fox News host, has asked the network to start praying during…

In regards to yutes wilding-a terrible name I thought that I’ve seen the same behavior on both sides before like a well orchestrated dance. Each year at this same spot like an anniversary-this same kind of event goes on. The participants each have their role. And yet higher life forms…

It is March and the wind just blew me into the church too early for any reasonable human being and about thirty minutes early for mass. Where was the sun this morning and yet the birds seem to be enjoying the weather. It might be because the temperature is warmer…

A note I wrote to my friend. Did I ever tell you the story of the priest that wouldn’t say, “Hello,” no matter how hard I tried despite prayers for…