“If it is meant to be it is up to somebody else.” Steven Wright Is right wrong? “Saint Paul did not fall off a horse.” “What do you mean?” “In the Bible it never said that he fell off his horse. Caravaggio. He painted Saint Paul falling off a horse.” …

So my ex-girlfriend and I needed to do some laundry and decided to visit the laundry-instead of doing the laundry as we usually did in the basement. It would be a family outing except without the cats. Wonder if they would have any fun watching the clothes getting tossed around…

MLK talks aboot not needing to see the whole staircase-I for one like seeing the staircase. Can you find the four mistakes in this article? T.D. Jakes talks aboot-God “Giving birthers to your projects.” Hmm. I was meandering in mind wondering and wandering in thought and it struck me that…

(This was a letter I wrote to the Cardinal regarding Laudato SI’ and the environment.) “So we may be the loving, caring church that God wants us to be as long as it doesn’t inconvenience us too much, the weather is right, it won’t cost us any money, we won’t…

Even though we don’t got no money and you think my jokes aren’t funny. I got you babe. Even though you ruined my credit and didn’t seem to regret it. I got you babe. Even though you smoked my pot and said you did not. I got you babe. Even…

And someone a good friend told me she didn’t believe the statistics. And that’s fine as long as you provide stats of your own. What else is new? Hmm. In Chicago in five months we have 900 people dead. Hmm. And then the pandemic. The stat I was looking at…

This was something I wrote awhile back thinking that it might invigorate the flock. Not so. Guess not. I’m not Padre Pio either. We are all going to have such a great time. …