If Only I Could Think of a Clickbaity Title.
Doctor: “What’s numb mean?” Doctor: “What do you
mean by stiff?” Me: “I know what to get you for
Christmas a dictionary. Is that diploma real? How much
time did you spend in Grenada?”
Physician’s Assistant: “Drop your pants.” Me: “Fifty
Bucks”
Me: “Can I still run 10 miles?” Doctor: “If you can stand the pain with a broken elbow.”
Me: “That’s funny I never could run ten miles before.”