TEN REASONS I COULDN’T SELL VEGAN DOG FOOD.

10 Reasons I Couldn’t Sell Vegan Dog Food.

12. Didn’t go to college.

11. Poor upbringing, didn’t work hard enough, and I just generally suck.

10. Gigantic Conspiracy Hosted by Trump and the Pizzagate Crowd.

9. Burping, farting, snorting and catcalls at Harold Washington Library kept on distracting me.

8. Friends couldn’t take the time to share the link.